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 Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: Have you heard any good jokes lately, post them here! |
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If you have been told, or heard a good joke, or even read a joke, that's made you laugh, why not tell others, put it on here, and make them laugh too. Thanks!.
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| Well Done, Another 5 Points!
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A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Chicken says: "big deal I only have to cough and the entire planet crap's itself."
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: Re: |
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Blonde Car Accident joke
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle .
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Blonde Exam
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers." 
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Ur Becoming A Jokeaholic 
